Own It (Shocking no one, Own It wins. Every character gets the spotlight, the song itself is clever and catchy, the animation is great, the Helen moment is flawless, and the animation is stunning at times! I love it more than steamed bacon)

Do It While We Can (An extremely uplifting animation with FANTASTIC animation, like, FANTASTIC! It’s catchy as heck, and just gets better the more I listen to it!)

TOSGANO (Same as ITAWTAW, but the tune is better, plus it’s a duet! Utter jam, utter greatness!)

If There’s a Will There’s a Way (Our first solo from Helen, aka best character, and wow, it’s fantastic. The sinister tune, hilarious lyrics, and stunning animation all come together for this one, an easy top five pick)

Manager To Manager (Okay, I know this seems high, but dagnabbit, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING THIS SHOW EVER DID! Not only is it hilarious, but this song, for some reason, ABSOLUTELY SLAPS! Why? I have no idea, but I love it!)

Die Trying (A fantastic ending to a fantastic season finale! I love how it incorporates elements of other songs, and perfectly wraps up the season)

First Class Hands (Griffin serenades us with an absolutely legendary song! It’s pretty long, but I don’t mind. It’s catchy as heck, clever as heck, funny as heck, and I love the animation. They Griffin circles Birdie, and I love that there isn’t one camera cut, and we’re just looking at one long shot. It’s so good!)

Hellfish (Wow, this one is amazing. Everything comes together for an amazing song, and it’s simultaneously hilarious. Yeah, great stuff!)

Live It Up Tonight (An absolute jam, can see why it made it to radio, sorry about your balls)

Dick Flake (Okay, most people wouldn’t rank this as high, but honestly, it’s just a jam! Honestly my most listened to song from the season finale! Dick Flake’s singing voice is fantastic, the lyrics are clever, and the animation is actually really good!)

Did Not Account For This (A great song starring all four main characters. Also has some great visuals, and made me love Elwood even more. His only true love is Diane, prove me wrong)

Make ‘Em Pay (Bitsy’s first big song is absolutely fantastic! She needs more songs in season 2! This perfectly illustrates her character, and is just really catchy.)

New York Doesn’t Like Your Face (A fun song dissecting Bitsy’s likability, and a very clever parody of modern celebrity status)

Zoom’s Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes Tour (As someone who really doesn’t like the Home Alone movies, this song was actually really good. Quite a jam indeed!)

Way Too Close (Okay, this is the funniest song in the show, fairly certain this time! Birdie and Griffin’s opposing views on life are perfectly illustrated with this ridiculous duet!)

Imperfectly Perfect (Extremely wholesome number with great animation. The lyrics aren’t too special, but everything else is SO good)

I’m In a Perfect Relationship (Comedy gold. Every lyric is hilarious, and this was a jam, so yeah, good stuff!)

Can We Do Today Again (An absolutely tragic ballad, along with an absolutely joyful ballad! I love how it switches between Owen and Paige, and the animation is pretty smooth)

Central In My Heart (An absolutely cinematic opening! I love the lyrics, and the everything, and the... uh... anyway this is great!)

Weirdos Make Great Superheroes (Okay, don’t hate me, but I think this song is a tad overrated. It’s good, but... kinda forgettable? Not my favorite by a long shot, but was the first big moment for Molly, my favorite of the two kids, so yeet)

Big Deal (Bitsy needed more numbers. This song is pretty catchy, has glorious villain song juices oozing from it)

Momma’s Got This (Adorable number that certified Paige as my favorite family member. The lyrics are funny, and the polish part is comedy gold)

Spoiler Alert (Josh Gad blessed us with a hilarious, charming number, all about the number one narrator rule. It’s zany, hilarious, and well written. It’s a testament to the rest of the music that this isn’t higher)

Nuts Nuts Nuts (This song is crazy! Almost... nuts... if you will...)

Method To This Madness (The worst song in the show’s best episode is still good. I especially like how all the park employees get to chime in, Elwood is a character we don’t deserve)

The Park Is Mine (A fun number that gets better every time I watch it, will probably get higher with time. This also straight up has the funniest lyrics out of the entire show so far.)

Don’t Think About the Failures (Short, but really fun. Suffers the same problem as Garbage Ballet)

Garbage Ballet (Fun number, with excellent visuals. Kinda forgettable though)

Poops I’ll Pick Up (It’s catchy enough, but why did THIS play during the credits instead of Own It? Really?)

Rated a Hard PG, For Spookiness (Fun, but could be much better. Nowhere near as good as Zoom’s first number)

Rats (A resounding meh. Has some funny bits, but overall meh)

Heiress To a Fortune (It’s short, not sure if it even counts as a song, it’s fine! But yeah, not sure if it even counts)

Show Up (The first, and only time, I listened to a song from this show and thought, wow. That was awful! Honestly, this song is just annoying, and weighs down an otherwise great episode. Skip it on rewatched)